Category: Joke Board
> Here is another list of politically correct jokes...
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> >You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
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> >1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
> >of her kids.
> > 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
> >much gas is in it.
> > 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
> > 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
> >night.
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> >5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
> >6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
> >this."
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> >7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> >8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
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> >9. Your junior prom offered day care.
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> >10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
> >"Gentlemen, start your engines."
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> >11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
> >its wheels.
> >12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
> >spouse.
> >13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
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> >14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
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> >15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
> >House of Tattoos.
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> >16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
> >against it.
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> >17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
> >18. You can't remember what is under the blue tarp in the front of your
> >house.
lol Those are the best!